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Our friend (Aylah and Ann's that is) is a large dragon-like beast with a silver mane and chimeraesque powers. She occasionally loses her zen temperament and goes on trogdoresque rampages burning huts and their peasant inhabitants and eating their babies. Because. They are the other other white meat. (Aylah objects to this. Ann doesn't. Cthulu is undecided. And asks for your vote for president.) When she isn't on murderous tours of the world, and soon, the universe, she is known to read, although this is difficult with her massive clawlike apendages. She also likes to watch Adult Swim, which is less difficult, because her eyes are very functional. However, as she is very tall, she often has to watch it on a very very very very very very very big, huge, large, grande, venti mocha with carmel sauce, screen. She would attend a university in being, however, she has scared off most humans who would befriend her. And so, she is friends with a Magical Goth Queen from the Distant Past and a reincarnated hippie who had previously died in a vicious acid-based golf club attack. Alanis Morisette, confused as to whether or not she was god, decided to bring said hippie "back to life." She failed miserably. The hippie was reincarnated as a walking tree anyway. Anyhow, as these sorts of strange and mythical are not frightened by murderous dragon things, they have befriended her, and now they have taken over her existence temporarily to create for her a livejournal. So, here you are. Livejournal as forced upon dragon like beings. (This message has been approved by Aylah. Not by the owner of this livejournal. We're like the swiftboat people. But not paid. So we're cooler than them. Oh yeah, we're not lying bastards either. w00t. and, to continue, Ann's take on this being:)

What you have been told is in fact a filthy lie told to you by the liberal media, that'd be Aylah. In fact, Issay Satori is a mystically empowered femmeninja. On a covert mission to fangirl the planet, nay, the universe. She is no dragon like being, rather... No one knows her true form. So... I guess she could in fact be dragon like. Most people, given even the chance to glance upon her visage are swiftly taken down by the packs of wild bishounen that she has tamed to call her own. They may just look like people like Shuuchi Kurama or Ryo McLean, but in fact, due to copy-right infringement, they are catboys. Or... neko-bishounen. Does that even bloody work? Oh, whatever. Back to the story. She has come to us from a magical land that is known only to her and now resides primarily in the mythical and imaginary place that is the Deep South. Dun dun dun. DUN! You can just imagine what she thinks about that liberal media. Just kidding. Dude, do you really think a Georgia cracker would have a pack of wild bishounen that are, as we lay people (Ann) like to say, "oh so slashable".... For the record she did not necessarily approve that message. Oh, but in her head she did, she so totally did. Someday... Yes, someday she will rule us all with a gentle fist of pretty boy. (Message approved by Ann and Ann alone, but hey, I am all that exists. I am conquerer and devourer of worlds. Like Cthulu, he's my home boy. And Jenova. Yeah, I'm totally like Jenova. Only, less jello, more P.I.M.P.)

The follow message was ACTUALLY APPROVED by Issay Satori:
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